SLICE OF WISDOM

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

Dad's Take

Most rules have an exception, and the exception is usually delicious. Don't let a bumper sticker philosophy talk you out of a Friday night that's already going right.

Pizza Food Advice Eating

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