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Commuter Carp

COMMUTER CARP

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

Dad's Take

Everybody needs something they technically don't need β€” that's how you know they're alive. Mine's a garage full of tools I haven't touched in eight years. Yours'll show up in time.

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