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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

ColorFoodAbsurd+2
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Typo Pun

Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

ReligionAnimalsWordplay+2
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Pi Precision

Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

MathTechnologyGeek+2
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Tropical Sunglasses

Tropical Sunglasses

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

FoodTravelAbsurd
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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

TechnologyFamilyAbsurd+1
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Insignificant Elephant

Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

AnimalsWordplayElephant+1
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