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Wheels Of Time

WHEELS OF TIME

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

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Time is mostly a story we tell about ourselves to feel like we're moving. I'm older than I was last fall and younger than I'll be next one โ€” that's the whole math of it. Worry about the spread between, not the number on the front.

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