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Back issueFriday, January 23, 2026Food Friday

Pumping Iron, Loosely

Pumping Iron, Loosely. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Dad has found his favourite machine.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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