PUMPING IRON, LOOSELY

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Dad's Take

Investing in yourself starts with showing up — to the gym, the desk, the early shift. The money follows the calendar, not the other way around, and I've never seen a rich man with an empty one.

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