GOURMET WORKOUTMy favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.WordplayFitnessFood๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Tomato LagWhat did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.FoodWordplayVegetables+1๐0๐0
Knighted BeefWhat do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.FoodWordplayRoyalty+1๐0๐0
