OLYMPIC CALIBER ATHLETE

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

Dad's Take

Marriage is the longest stretch a man can run between meals. She'll have eaten three things and called none of them lunch, and somehow she still finishes first.

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