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Food & Drink

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61 jokes

Most difficult things to say: I'm sorry, I need help, Worcestershire sauce.

The Big Three

Oct 9, 2026

If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Slow Word Experiment

Oct 6, 2026

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Bear Passes on Pudding

Oct 2, 2026

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Number on the Cake

Sep 26, 2026

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

A Quiet Reveal

Sep 25, 2026

What do you call a German sausage made of other German sausages? The wurst of the wurst.

Encased Royalty

Sep 18, 2026

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Produce Aisle Confession

Sep 16, 2026

I had a parrot and it could talk. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Parrot Communication Issues

Sep 15, 2026

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

Garnish, Officially

Sep 11, 2026

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Corner Office Material

Sep 6, 2026

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

Wheels of Time

Sep 4, 2026

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But… there are no old, drunk bikers!

Odds on the Open Road

Aug 23, 2026

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Aug 21, 2026

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Salad Has Enemies

Aug 19, 2026

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Aug 14, 2026

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Surf Rock Economics

Aug 8, 2026

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Service With a Subtext

Aug 7, 2026

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Two Stools One Diagnosis

Jul 31, 2026

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Breakfast Tech Stack

Jul 24, 2026

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

Mug Fueled Existence

Jul 17, 2026

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Black Belt Bacon

Jul 15, 2026

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

On Track, Technically

Jul 10, 2026

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

The Buffet Strategy

Jul 3, 2026

If my body is a temple, then… eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

Pancake Liturgy

Jun 26, 2026