THE WHOLE TRICK

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Dad's Take

Spend a Saturday figuring out what you'd do for free, then quietly charge for it on Monday. That's the whole pamphlet — the rest of the self-help aisle is filler.

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