RIGHT PAST MY EAR

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

Dad's Take

Build a buffer into every estimate you give a client — double it, then add a long weekend. The honest number always sounds like the lazy number, but the lazy number is the one that keeps your phone on.

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