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Late In, Early Out: Office Habits

Late In, Early Out: Office Habits

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

WorkTimeProcrastination
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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgeTimeSelf-Deprecating+2
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Workstation Humor

Workstation Humor

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstationโ€ฆ

WorkTransportSatire+2
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Procrastination Advice

Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

ProcrastinationIronySatire+2
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Time Wealth

Time Wealth

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

IronyMoneyWork+2
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