DIPLOMA WITH ASTERISKS

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

Dad's Take

The most expensive thing you can buy is a bad assumption about money — compound interest, escrow, the words on page seven of any lease. Sit down with the boring pamphlet before you sign the fun paper.

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