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Grammar Is A Contact Sport

GRAMMAR IS A CONTACT SPORT

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

Dad's Take

Proofread the resume twice, then have somebody who didn't write it read it once. The job market will forgive a lot, but not the wrong version of a three-letter word at the top of page one.

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