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Time Is Plumbing

TIME IS PLUMBING

How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Dad's Take

Time on the clock and time off the clock run on completely different currencies. Bill the first, savor the second, and don't ever confuse which you're spending in a meeting.

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