SOFT CAREER PIVOT

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Dad's Take

Side hustles only pay if you treat them like a job, not like a hobby that owes you something. Take the second income seriously and the first one starts feeling optional, which is exactly where you want to stand at review time.

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