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Above the Bar

ABOVE THE BAR

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

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Math you'd cross the street to avoid in school becomes the math that signs your mortgage. Sit with the numbers, even when they're boring β€” especially when they're boring.

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