SETTLED BEFORE SUNDOWN

Are vampires real? Only if you Count Dracula.

Dad's Take

After enough anniversaries you stop counting and she starts counting for you. Trust her number. She has receipts, literally, in a shoebox under the bed.

Halloween Spooky

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