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Counting With Interest

COUNTING WITH INTEREST

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...

Dad's Take

Twenty-nine years in, the only thing you remember accurately is what year you stopped arguing about the year. She remembers everything else, in order, with footnotes.

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