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Unknown Baker

Unknown Baker

What do you call an unknown baker? John DOUGH.

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Thanks for Nothing

Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

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Shedding Light on the Dark Ages

Shedding Light on the Dark Ages

Why were the Middle Ages called Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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