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Unknown Baker

Unknown Baker

What do you call an unknown baker? John DOUGH.

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Ancient Sizing

Ancient Sizing

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

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Aged Bovine Celebration

Aged Bovine Celebration

What you call a 200-year old buffalo? A bisontennial.

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Thanks for Nothing

Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

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Vintage Rainbow

Vintage Rainbow

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Shedding Light on the Dark Ages

Shedding Light on the Dark Ages

Why were the Middle Ages called Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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