STAKEOUT IN SLIPPERS

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

Dad's Take

Some mornings you don't get out of bed because the wife already has, and she's working a case against you in the kitchen. Lay low. Confess to something small to throw her off.

Police Cop Bed Sleep

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