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Tireless Pursuit

Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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The Lawyer's Pricing

The Lawyer's Pricing

Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Tongue Twisted

Tongue Twisted

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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Banking Boredom

Banking Boredom

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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