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Bad Math, Worse Crowd

Bad Math, Worse Crowd. I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Dad faces five odd opponents.

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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