BAD MATH, WORSE CROWD

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Dad's Take

Every domestic argument is five against one and the one is you. Her, her mother, her sister, her best friend, and the dog all reached a verdict before you opened your mouth.

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