SPOTTED A LIAR

Of all the large predator jungle cats, which one should you trust the least? The cheetah.

Dad's Take

The most dangerous animal in any marriage is the one that goes quiet. When she stops cheating you at Scrabble and starts letting you win, you're already in trouble.

Jungle Trust

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