SUBMISSION DENIED

I once submitted puns to a pun contest hoping one to win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

Dad's Take

I tried for thirty years to have the last word and never once landed it. The best a husband can hope for is the second-to-last word, said softly, while pretending to look for his keys.

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