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Smoothest Line I Got

Smoothest Line I Got. I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.
He gets lost everywhere, romantically or not.

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I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

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