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Smoothest Line I Got

SMOOTHEST LINE I GOT

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

Dad's Take

After thirty years I still lose my wife in department stores, and I still walk every aisle twice looking. The second loop is the one that counts. Anyone can do the first.

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