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I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

Dad's Take

Spoil her on a Tuesday, not a Saturday. Saturdays are expected. A bunch of flowers on a Tuesday afternoon is the marital equivalent of a dinner jacket on a Labrador, and it works for the same reasons.

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