MARRIED, OUT OF SYNC

You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

Dad's Take

You can sleep on the same side of the bed she claimed in '94 for the rest of your life and still not know what page she's on. Read whatever she's reading. Pretend you finished it first.

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