HEARTBREAK IN SIX CYLINDERS
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
Dad's Take
One day the truck will drive itself and the dog will know the route, and the only thing she'll still need a husband for is to reach the high cupboard. Stay tall, stay useful, and don't let the engine outlast the marriage.
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