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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Daily New Faces

Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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Young Recruits

Young Recruits

What do you call a young army? Infantry.

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

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