LOYALTY BY ULTIMATUM

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me...

Dad's Take

Loyalty looks great on a LinkedIn post and pays roughly nothing. Stay because the work is decent or the people are; stay because of inertia and one day you'll wake up in the parking lot wondering.

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