TOP SECRET TALESI wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!MarriageWorkSecretsπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Secret KeeperI can totally keep secrets. Itβs the people I tell them to that canβt.WordplayWorkSecrets+1π0π0
Stock Market CrashA stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.MoneyWordplayMarriage+2π0π0
Tipsy ConfidentialNobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.DrinksWorkSecrets+1π0π0
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2π0π0
Electric ShockPeople are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.WorkIronySelf-Deprecatingπ0π0
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWorkπ0π0
