Edited by Dad, who is very proudFree. Always. No account. No paywall.

One illustrated dad joke. Every day. Free.

Front pageCalendarBingeThemesTopicsThe BookShopSubmit a joke
Late Edition

Back issueSaturday, October 10, 2026Wildcard

Boss's Orders

Boss's Orders. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

The joke

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Clip and send

Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.

Clip and post

Want Dad in your inbox?

A joke-a-day email isn’t running yet. Leave your address and we’ll write once, when it starts.

Used only for this, never shared. Privacy

More like this

I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

Classified Information Wanted

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Tech Support, Furious

You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

Married, Out of Sync

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is…

Grandma Went Long

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

Birthday Card Material

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years…

Counting With Interest

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

Cornered at the Reunion

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Cocky at the Bar