THE SECRET RATIO

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

Dad's Take

The ones who get the corner office aren't smarter, they just believed harder while everyone else was checking their work. Pick a number, write it on a napkin, and don't ask permission to be worth it.

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