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Friendly Boss

Friendly Boss

Don't think of me as a boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

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Laughter on the Sidewalk

Laughter on the Sidewalk

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else!

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Workday Woes

Workday Woes

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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Threatened Employment

Threatened Employment

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me...

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Asteroid Excuse

Asteroid Excuse

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

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