HALFWAY TO NOWHEREIt's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.Dad's TakeIt's only Tuesday because you've been doomscrolling since Sunday night. Close the apps, drink a glass of water, and let Monday actually end.TiredWeekExhaustedWorkπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Definitional LoopholeI'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.RetirementTiredWork+2π0π0
Math According to DadThe first five days after the weekend are the hardest.WeekendMondayWork+1π0π0
Patience Is A PillowI finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.SleepTiredRest+1π0π0
Calling In ReanimatedWhy did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.ZombieWorkTiredπ0π0
Calendar MathWhatβs way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.MondayCalendarWork+1π0π0
