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Tongue Twisted

Tongue Twisted

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

AnimalsWordplayCrime+1
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Encyclopedia Excuse

Encyclopedia Excuse

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

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Tireless Pursuit

Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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Self Photography

Self Photography

If prisoners could take their own mugshots… they'd be called cellfies.

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Stomach Arrest

Stomach Arrest

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

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