SENIOR DISCOUNT ON CRIME

Don't mess with old people. Life sentences don't scare them anymore...

Dad's Take

Older folks have outlived diets, fads, four presidents, and at least one pyramid scheme aimed at retirees. Listen when they talk; they've already paid the tuition.

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