Old Jokes

5 old dad jokes. You asked for it.

Same Guy Slower Clock

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgingSlowTime+2

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Winging It

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

AgeAgingOld+2

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Definitional Loophole

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

RetirementTiredWork+2

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Cute Try Champ

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

AgeOldKids+1

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The Mirror Lies Less

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

AgingOldMirror+2

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