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Can-Do Attitude

Can-Do Attitude

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell โ€™em, โ€˜Certainly I can!โ€™ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

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The One-Time Error

The One-Time Error

I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

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Universe Sized Ego

Universe Sized Ego

God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sureโ€ฆ

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Grocery Store Getaway

Grocery Store Getaway

I don't usually brag about my expensive trips... but I just got home from the grocery store!

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Right About Being Wrong

Right About Being Wrong

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

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