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River Knew First

RIVER KNEW FIRST

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

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Burning yourself out to finish strong isn't a life plan, it's a salmon plan. Pace the run, eat lunch, and leave a little gas in the tank for the people waiting at the other end.

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