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Embracing the Crazy in the Family

Embracing the Crazy in the Family

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Wrinkles in Time

Wrinkles in Time

Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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