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Bright Side Only

BRIGHT SIDE ONLY

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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Find the bright side, even when it's the only side left standing. The trick is saying it with a straight face β€” and waiting for the laugh that's a little too quiet.

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