DISTANCE MAKES THE PLANThe farther away the future is, the better it looks.Dad's TakeDistance flatters everything: the plans, the photos, the relatives. Get a little closer before you commit to admiring it.FuturePlanningOptimismCareerTimeπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Already Bombed TomorrowI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.TimeFuturePast+1π0π0
Career Counseling HourSee that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.FutureRoastCareer+2π0π0
Trophy for Standing StillWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.FarmCareerπ0π0
Negatives And PositivesAre people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?MemoryBrainTimeπ0π0
Same Guy Slower ClockThey used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.AgingSlowTime+2π0π0
