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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Wardrobe Negotiations

Wardrobe Negotiations

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."

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Pillow Talk Tactics

Pillow Talk Tactics

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Eternal Tease

Eternal Tease

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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