COCKY AT THE BAR

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Dad's Take

The whole dating app thing has men typing four paragraphs from a parking garage. Walk up, say something, eat the awkward silence; that's what dinner conversation later is built on.

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