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Acoustic Engineering Question

ACOUSTIC ENGINEERING QUESTION

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it... is he still wrong?

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You're never as right as you feel mowing the lawn alone. The audit comes home around six and brings strong opinions about the trim line.

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