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The Safest Pickup Line

THE SAFEST PICKUP LINE

If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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Recursion is fun in a logic class and disastrous in a kitchen β€” never ask a question whose answer depends on its own answer. Just bring her flowers and skip the riddle.

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