MANDATORY BIRTHDAY SAFETY BRIEFING

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

Dad's Take

Celebrations get spicier with age. Keep the candles short, the exits clear, and a damp tea towel within reach — the routine is the same one I've been refining since '88.

Birthday Candles Aging

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