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One Candle Rule

One Candle Rule

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Path to Wisdom

Path to Wisdom

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

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The 35-Year Music Rule

The 35-Year Music Rule

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

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