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Self-Report From The Defendant

SELF-REPORT FROM THE DEFENDANT

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think…

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Looks open doors; the rest of you has to walk through them and not knock anything over. Polish both sides — only one of them ages well.

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