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Lincoln Probably Said It

LINCOLN PROBABLY SAID IT

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Dad's Take

The half-moon over the garage isn't asking your opinion, and most evenings the world isn't either. Sit with that before you reach for the megaphone.

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