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Typo Pun

Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

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Insignificant Elephant

Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Right About Being Wrong

Right About Being Wrong

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

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Surreal Lightbulb Moment

Surreal Lightbulb Moment

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

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