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Sniper Of Vibes

SNIPER OF VIBES

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit is the target.

Dad's Take

You can plan forever or you can start, and the difference between the two narrows the longer you stand still. Aim roughly, swing honestly, adjust afterward.

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