A DECADE OF GRUMPINESS

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

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Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too personal questions. Who's blood is this? Where did you get it?

You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.