DECADE OF DISPOSITIONI'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.Dad's TakeMoods are weather, not climate. Put the kettle on, walk around the block, and bow politely to whichever version of you shows up next.MoodAttitudeAgingDeadpanπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Forecast: ImprovingSome people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.PeopleAttitudeMoodπ0π0
Loophole In Human NatureAlways borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.MoneyFinanceAttitudeπ0π1
Same Guy Slower ClockThey used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.AgingSlowTime+2π0π0
Selectively RememberedThe best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.NostalgiaMemoryAging+2π0π0
Two For The PriceWhat's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.AttitudeLifeπ0π0
