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Sunrise Operations Report

SUNRISE OPERATIONS REPORT

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Dad's Take

Mornings owe you nothing. Make the coffee, pretend you slept well, and bow politely to the version of yourself that thought yesterday was the hard one.

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