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Optometry Saved Me

OPTOMETRY SAVED ME

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

Dad's Take

First impressions are mostly a story you wrote in the gap between hello and handshake. Give the second look a real chance β€” it tends to be the honest one.

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