SECOND THOUGHTS

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

🙄0😂0

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

🙄0😂0

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."

🙄0😂0

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

🙄0😂0

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?

🙄0😂0

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

🙄0😂0