
SECOND THOUGHTS
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!