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Big Spender Update

BIG SPENDER UPDATE

I don't usually brag about my expensive trips... but I just got home from the grocery store!

Dad's Take

Adventure scales down to whatever your week can carry, and there's no shame in that. A full cart on a Wednesday can be a whole expedition if you let it be.

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