ALTITUDE INSOMNIA

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

Dad's Take

Some mountains aren't worth climbing twice, especially the ones you only summit to brag about at brunch. Save the energy for the hill your kids will actually remember.

Sleep Insomnia

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